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19 things that tell you you’re trying too hard on social media

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Do you spend every living moment glued to your phone, scrolling up and down and refreshing every two seconds? 

How much of your life is spent writing updates, taking selfies or spending hours creating a new hilarious vine?

Here are 19 things that will tell you if you’re trying way too hard on social media.

1. Your breakfast is always avocado on toast.

Vampire breast lifts – where you get your own blood injected into your cleavage – are now a thing

Yes, Morrisons’ Rugby World Cup pizza looks like a pepperoni vagina

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