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Mittwoch, 7. Oktober 2015

Man calls police complaining he’s ‘too high’, is found in foetal position surrounded by Doritos

Man calls police complaining he’s ‘too high’, is found in foetal position surrounded by Doritos http://ift.tt/1Lhzwmb alisonlynch2013

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Ever had a quiet night (or afternoon) in get completely out of hand? Spare a thought for this Austintown resident.

According to the Youngstown Vindicator, local police were called to a man’s house last Friday night after he rang to complain he was ‘too high’ from smoking marijuana.

The police report stated that the officers responded to the call from a 22-year-old man at 5.20pm on Friday. When they arrived, they heard groaning coming from a man inside the property.

They entered to find him ‘on the floor in the fetal position’ and surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish (goldfish-shaped crackers) and Chips Ahoy cookies.’

The man also said he couldn’t feel his hands, according to the report.

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A glass pipe with marijuana residue, two packs of rolling papers, two roaches and a glass jar filled with marijuana were later recovered from the man’s car.

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Dienstag, 28. April 2015

You will NOT believe what this girl can do with a balloon (and yes, it’s almost as dirty as it sounds)

You will NOT believe what this girl can do with a balloon (and yes, it’s almost as dirty as it sounds) http://ift.tt/1ziQj4I siamg1

Yes, this is basically as weird and naughty as it sounds.

Do you have a party trick? We don’t, but after watching this, we’re starting to wish we did.

Because what this girl can do with a balloon is quite frankly amazing.

We don’t want to totally ruin the surprise, but let’s just say it’s a veeeeery long balloon, and that she puts it somewhere the sun don’t shine (no, not there!)

Anyway, what we REALLY want to know is, how the hell did she know she could do this?!

MORE: This is how you use your old Nokia 3310 as a bottle opener

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