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Grey by EL James is all wrong – this is what a real dom/sub relationship looks like

Grey by EL James is all wrong – this is what a real dom/sub relationship looks like http://ift.tt/1giURQ6 margaretcorvid

EL James’ latest novel, Grey, rehashes Fifty Shades from the perspective of Christian Grey, the so-called dominant.

But the story bears little resemblance to real dom/sub relationships.

I should know – as a professional dominatrix, the patient training of submissives is my specialty.

Of course, I see many clients who just want a taste of spank and tickle – a new and interesting sexual diversion.

But my most devoted clients see me because they know I won’t just cater to their every whim, I will make them truly submit – in body, to my canes, to my crops, to my strap-on – but especially in mind.

I put them in chastity, controlling when they may and may not orgasm, for weeks or months on end.

I teach them to serve me with precise and exquisite grace.

I teach them to take intense pain and devastating humiliation while holding perfectly still.

I can command a submissive’s behaviour, but they must… Read the full story http://ift.tt/1HHaM4V July 06, 2015 at 10:57AM

Recipe: Celebrate World Martini Day with an indulgent Birthday Cake Martini

Recipe: Celebrate World Martini Day with an indulgent Birthday Cake Martini http://ift.tt/1BnwBWI siamg1

If camp cocktails are your thing, then do we have a treat for you.

As all budding 007’s know, today is World Martini Day. So we thought it was only right that we share a totally fabulous martini recipe with you.

But while Bond, James Bond, would never consider ordering anything but a classic martini (shaken not stirred, of course), here at Metro.co.uk we favour something a bit more fun, a little more frivilous. Something you can drink without needing an ambulance on standby.

Which is why our current favourite martini is the Birthday Cake Martini, created to celebrate Slug and Lettuce’s 30th birthday (which happens to be this month).

Here’s how you make one…

Ingredients:

25ml Grenadine

50ml Baileys

100ml Half & Half (half cream, half milk)

Squirty cream

Sprinkles (of course!)

Method:

– Pour the Grenadine, Baileys and Half & Half into a cocktail shaker, and top with ice.

– Shake vigorously, then strain into your martini glass.

– Top with… Read the full story http://ift.tt/1GlQBo6 June 19, 2015 at 10:57AM

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This cat proves once and for all that love has no boundaries

This cat proves once and for all that love has no boundaries http://ift.tt/1EgYixB siamg1

It’s an oldie but a goodie…

If you’re in need of a little Friday pick-me-up then look no further, because this video will touch your heart and warm your cockles (or at the very least put a big old smile on your tired old face).

The story is that Bow-Z the dog had been away for 10 whole days, and on his return his best bud Jasper the cat was just beside himself.

Ignoring the fact that Bow-Z doesn’t seem as into Jasper, as Jasper is to him, this is basically the cutest thing you will see all day.

Also (and we don’t think we’re exaggerating here*) this is basically definitive proof that love has no boundaries.

*Ok, maybe just a bit.

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