Montag, 16. November 2015
Freitag, 30. Oktober 2015
23 genuinely terrifying things to dress up as for Halloween
Ghosts, zombies, anything sexy. They’re all a little bit scary, but they’re not quite terrifying enough for Halloween.
This year, why not be something that really instils fear into the heart of anyone who sees you.
Really take Halloween 2015 to another level, impress everyone at that party, and win all the awards for spookiest costume of the year. Just be one of these real life horrifying things.
1 Rejection
Print out screenshots of all your unanswered texts. Pin them across your body.
2. Turning into your mother
Dress as your mum. Weep.
3. Dying alone
Create a fake plain gravestone with only your name and the years you lived. There’s no one to write a heartfelt message on it.
So much better than that fun Zombie costume.
4. Fulfilling your cat lady destiny
Carry around a bunch of toy cats. Tell everyone how many dates you used to go on. Not anymore.… Read the full story http://ift.tt/1LGJKLQ October 30, 2015 at 06:05PM
Montag, 5. Oktober 2015
Samstag, 19. September 2015
Sonntag, 13. September 2015
Dienstag, 7. Juli 2015
Samstag, 20. Juni 2015
22 things you’ll go through when you’re newly single
Break-ups can be tough.
No matter how long you were in your relationship, suddenly making that jump from loved up and comfortable to the terrifying world of being newly single is difficult, scary, and just plain weird.
These are the things you’ll go through:
1. So many pitying looks from friends/parents/co-workers
I told you we broke up, not that I’m on the brink of death. Please don’t look so concerned.
2. Either loads of offers to get inappropriately hammered, or not nearly enough
Don’t really want to get all dressed up and properly go out, but come ON people, can we please go to a moody bar, get drunk, and complain about our exes?
3. Freedom to be a massive slob
No significant other to care what you look like, no need to change out of PJs. Ever.
