Boyfriend thinks he’s getting a birthday blowjob – is given a bum wax instead

Boyfriend thinks he’s getting a birthday blowjob – is given a bum wax instead http://ift.tt/1IRzGgH Yvette Caster

It’s your birthday and you think there’s a pretty good chance of birthday sex.

You’re in the shower and your girlfriend calls to you seductively.

She leads you out of the shower, puts a blindfold on you and positions you on a chair.

At this point, you’d be forgiven for thinking ‘birthday blowjob’.

You probably wouldn’t be thinking ‘my girlfriend’s led me to a chair with hot wax strips glued to it.

‘If I try to stand up it’s going to rip all my ass and nut sack hair out.’

But, for Erik, the guy in this video, that’s exactly what happens.

Just listen to those howls of pain.

See, there are some upsides to being single, aren’t there?

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