Samstag, 2. Mai 2015
Princess and 12 other names Kate and Wills will definitely not be giving their baby daughter
So, the royal baby is FINALLY here (time keeping is obviously not one of her strong points), and now we know it sex (female), the date of her birth (May 2), the time (8.24 am), and even her weight (8lb 3oz), the next must-know question on the minds of all nutters Americans eager royal watchers is – what will the new royal baby be called.
Well, we’ll be honest with you, we don’t have a bloody clue.
But what we do know though, is that there’s not a chance in hell the new royal baby will be called any of the following…
1. Princess
Yes, that would make her Princess Princess – the Princess so good they named her twice.
2. Diana
Basically no way this is happening, but just IMAGINE.
3. Nadia
You think we’ve gone mad, don’t you? But bear with us, because get this – Nadia is an anagram of Diana. We know, mind BLOWN.
4. Kensington
Or any other name which (not so cleverly) hints at where she was conceived. That s*** might fly for the likes of the Beckham’s, but this is a genuine royal baby don’t ya know.
5. Sophia
It may have been the most popular girl’s name of 2014, but it’s way too common for this bundle of baby joy.
6. South, East or West
Yes, Kimye may have pioneered compass-themed names, but we highly doubt Kate and Will will be following in their footsteps.
7. Carole
It may be Kate’s mum’s name, and in most other families it would have stood a good chance of being passed onto her first granddaughter, but the royals don’t play by those rules.
8. Ellie
Ellie Goulding may be the royal couple’s fave singer, but that still won’t swing it. See also Miley, Rihanna and Britney.
9. Pink Hibiscus
Queen Bey may have chosen the unusual colour-meets-flora monika for her spawn, but poor old Kate and Wills are gonna have to opt for something a lot less exciting. Sadly.
10. Majesty
She may literally be royalty, but unlike Rihanna’s much-loved niece, this little lady ain’t gonna be called Majesty.
11. May (or Maye for that matter)
Yes, it may be the month of her birth, but it’s sure as hell not gonna be her name. Soz.
12. Silver
She may have been born with a silver spoon in her mouth, but that’s as far as it’s going.
13. Destiny
Or any other noun for that matter.
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