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51 thoughts girls have when they’re on top during sex

51 thoughts girls have when they’re on top during sex http://ift.tt/1Nsx8WJ hattiegladwellmetro

There’s a tonne of different sex positions that feel absolutely amazing – and going on top is one of them. But although it may feel great, it can be quite a scary thing to do – especially if you’re not confident in your body.

If you haven’t had that much experience in the bedroom, you may wonder whether you’re even any good.

And, if you’re not the, ahem, fittest of people, going on top can seem like a work out and a half.

Here’s 51 – yes, 51 – thoughts girls have when they’re on top during sex.

1. Okay, time to show him what I’m all about. 

2. I just need to find the perfect rhythm so I don’t get out of breath too quickly.

3. Is this rhythm right?

4. Do I even have rhythm?

5. Okay now I’m just going completely out of time.

6. Like, my body is completely stiff… Read the full story http://ift.tt/1Nsx8WH November 12, 2015 at 08:34AM

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18 things no one tells you about leaving university

18 things no one tells you about leaving university http://ift.tt/1DnMJUi lucysambrook

When you’re at university, you imagine employed life as one long dreamy parade of after work cocktails, leisurely working lunches and being eternally happy because you NEVER HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOUR DISSERTATION AGAIN.

The reality is quite different. Here are the good, the bad and the downright ugly things that no one tells you about entering the working world.

1. Nobody really takes lunch breaks. They eat shop-bought sandwiches at their desk whilst doing work.

2. Not having sex trapped in a single bed the size of a baby’s cot is liberating and feels hella good.

3. All those housemates/halls friends you lived in such close quarters with and annoyed the hell out of each other? You’ll miss the heck out of ‘em.

4. Tax. F**ing tax. That impressive sounding starter salary ain’t so impressive now.

5. You discover the joys of living in a clean, tidy house with no risk of contracting a disease every time you make food.

6. Sunday nights used to be another night you could go to the pub. Sunday night doom will now become a thing for you. Sorry.

7. Bank holidays become more precious to you than Christmas, your mum’s birthday and quite possibly your wedding day.

8. You will have enough money to buy new things that aren’t always from Primark.

9. Hooking up with someone at a house party will no longer be classed as a ‘dating’. You have to do it in restaurants now.

10. Pre-drinking a whole bottle of Salisbury’s value wine before every night out suddenly seems a bit extreme.

11. You will lose weight without even trying after uni. Turns out you can afford vegetables now you have a job.

12. Your weekly shop will no longer include 3x frozen pizzas for your hangover days

13. The realisation will hit you that you have no free money – sorry, student loan – about to drop into your bank balance. Oh.

14. You thought you had no time at uni? Moaning that you only had sixteen free periods a week. Now you actually have no time.

15. Living for the weekend will become more than just that Hard Fi song. It will become your life.

16. Spending your hard earned cash on work-appropriate clothing and TRAVEL.

17. Work hangovers are in a different league from uni lecture hangovers. You can’t just leave to smash a fry up and get back into bed.

18. And finally, realising turning into a (nearly) adult ain’t quite so bad after all. You can afford holidays now.

http://ift.tt/1HxxgUc January 05, 2015 at 08:34AM