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Samstag, 12. September 2015

Fifty Nerds of Grey is the sexy Twitter fiction you’ve been waiting for

Fifty Nerds of Grey is the sexy Twitter fiction you’ve been waiting for http://ift.tt/1UObErf Ellen Scott

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Because nothing is sexier than Moss from the IT Crowd talking about operating systems. Nothing. 

Some absolute genius has taken the clearly very unsexy book, 50 Shades of Grey (you might have heard of it. It’s a book and film franchise about contract negotiations and helicopters) and sexed it up. With the power of nerdiness.

And Richard Ayoade, the definitive sex symbol of the modern world.

50 Nerds of Grey is a Twitter feed that reimagines the exchanges between Ana Steele and Christian Grey, if Christian Grey was a self-professed nerd whose playroom contained plenty of Lego and Dr Who DVDs.

It’s brilliant.

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Because nothing is sexier than a good reboot.

Mittwoch, 19. August 2015

34 creative answers for when you’re asked the ‘still single?’ question for the 1,000th time

34 creative answers for when you’re asked the ‘still single?’ question for the 1,000th time http://ift.tt/1WF29yl Ellen Scott

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Bookmark this for family reunions, run-ins with the ex, or a conversation with any smug engaged people you know. 

Or, basically, any time you’re asked about your relationship status for the billionth time, and are just so. done. with the question.

The best technique?

Confuse people.

Make them feel reeeeally uncomfortable. They’ll never ask if you’re single again.

‘So, are you still single?’

1. ‘I was. Until now.’ *wink* (best used on elderly relatives)

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2. ‘I’m committed to eventually dying alone. Gotta start working towards it now, you know?’

3. ‘I’m really focused on building my empire right now.’ 

4. ‘Sorry, I’d like to keep this interview about my upcoming projects. Please speak to my publicist.’

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5. ‘Wait, is this you breaking up… Read the full story http://ift.tt/1HW2y4t August 19, 2015 at 06:07PM

Samstag, 13. Juni 2015

22 reasons Tinder is the absolute WORST dating app

22 reasons Tinder is the absolute WORST dating app http://ift.tt/1GBMw3B Ellen Scott

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Sure, swiping and judging people is fun for a bit. But let’s stop lying to ourselves: Tinder is the WORST.

Seriously. Whether you’re using it for serious dating purposes, doing some self-esteem-boosting flirting, or are just trying to get laid, Tinder is not all it’s cracked up to be. Here are 22 reasons why:

1. The realisation that the world’s hottest people are not secretly hiding away on an app

Oh, I’ve been swiping left for the last hour. This is fun.

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2. The bio-related banter is awful

During my brief attempt at Tindering, my bio was ‘please don’t be a murderer’. Because murder is a serious concern.

This is obviously RIPE for great jokes or at least some kind of ‘isn’t online dating terrifying?’ connection. Instead, I got terrible attempts at banter like ‘I’m… Read the full story http://ift.tt/1Gl2iia June 13, 2015 at 06:07PM